Should Kiwi Qualify For 4,000?

[lorenzoinoc]

He's the original Alan Baker to NAH. He carries sh.it in his pockets to throw at Larharry. And he's a genuinely nice guy when he's not trolling or beating someone else down.

But we've all had to wade through so many time wasting rugby posts, it raises a question. Should Kiwi's qualified posts be netted of the rugby garbage to arrive at, essentially, a post handicap?

After all, the rugby posts are no better than spam. Would we acknowledge a spammer with 4,000 posts? Wind and Duaxy may not be far off.

[Kiwi Player]

He's the original Alan Baker to NAH. He carries sh.it in his pockets to throw at Larharry. And he's a genuinely nice guy when he's not trolling or beating someone else down.

But we've all had to wade through so many time wasting rugby posts, it raises a question. Should Kiwi's qualified posts be netted of the rugby garbage to arrive at, essentially, a post handicap?

After all, the rugby posts are no better than spam. Would we acknowledge a spammer with 4,000 posts? Wind and Duaxy may not be far off.

I only have two comments:

1. Why isn't this in the golf section?
2. Should posts about Lorenzo's dick, which have become much more prolific since the departure of Nifty Niblick, be netted off against his overall total? This would leave him with approximately 1200 posts?

[lorenzoinoc]

I only have two comments:

1. Why isn't this in the golf section?
2. Should posts about Lorenzo's dick, which have become much more prolific since the departure of Nifty Niblick, be netted off against his overall total? This would leave him with approximately 1200 posts?

Maybe the poll is really about guilt over my inability to control my dick or my dick posts and I'm willing to bear the same fate as you in this.

As far as the Golf, Non-Golf thing, I was hoping you'd appreciate the sublte example I'm trying to set.

[Kiwi Player]

Another thing. How come there are three 'No' options and only two 'Yes' options?

That doesn't seem like democracy at work?

[lorenzoinoc]

Another thing. How come there are three 'No' options and only two 'Yes' options?

That doesn't seem like democracy at work?

Are you talking about democracy or political correctness? In true democracy, there's a call for all qualified choices to appear.

And when I first called for voting choices, the No-s exceeded the Yes-s by more than 9 to 1. Fortunately for you, the No-s got together and decided it wasn't wise to split an overwhelming mandate into something with less apparent significance.

[oldplayer]

What about HB and the boring shite he posts about the NFL? And you (Lorenzo) and Sooner also join in on that. There is nothing wrong with rugby posts, people in glass houses.
Kiwi should have the full respect due to a 4k poster and his rugby and other sports related posting should be taken as proof of a well rounded social, political, and sporting commentator. The only thing that is wrong with Kiwi's posts about rugby is you have no comeback as the All Blacks almost never lose.
I have not voted in the poll because of the slanted, biased way it is set up.
There is one thing though I have always wondered about.
How come posts about Lorenzo's dick and his sex life DO NOT appear in the non-golf forum?

[lorenzoinoc]

What about HB and the boring shite he posts about the NFL? And you (Lorenzo) and Sooner also join in on that. There is nothing wrong with rugby posts, people in glass houses.
Kiwi should have the full respect due to a 4k poster and his rugby and other sports related posting should be taken as proof of a well rounded social, political, and sporting commentator. The only thing that is wrong with Kiwi's posts about rugby is you have no comeback as the All Blacks almost never lose.
I have not voted in the poll because of the slanted, biased way it is set up.
There is one thing though I have always wondered about.
How come posts about Lorenzo's dick and his sex life DO NOT appear in the non-golf forum?

Comments from co-conspirators in defense of the accused are not admissible.

Thank you for recognizing this and abstaining.

And in case the answer to your question isn't already obvious, there's no limit to the relevance of certain things.

But we certainly could open up the discussion to include areas of disqualification for various other posters.

Pingman360 perfect swing videos would be another example.

[Kiwi Player]

I have not voted in the poll because of the slanted, biased way it is set up.

Don't worry about that OP I'll take any 'Yes' vote I can get. Besides this is a GR Poll. I thought all GR Polls had to be biased and slanted in favour or the opinion expressed by the poll creator.

[lorenzoinoc]

Don't worry about that OP I'll take any 'Yes' vote I can get. Besides this is a GR Poll. I thought all GR Polls had to be biased and slanted in favour or the opinion expressed by the poll creator.

Look at the bright side. This poll has helped you get your net post count up to around 1,207.

[Home-slicer]

What about HB and the boring shite he posts about the NFL? And you (Lorenzo) and Sooner also join in on that. There is nothing wrong with rugby posts, people in glass houses.
Kiwi should have the full respect due to a 4k poster and his rugby and other sports related posting should be taken as proof of a well rounded social, political, and sporting commentator. The only thing that is wrong with Kiwi's posts about rugby is you have no comeback as the All Blacks almost never lose.

First of all, unlike Rugby, American rules football is awesome. So those posts are valid. Secondly, here in America we have and entire LEAGUE of All Blacks. It's called the NBA.

[Horseballs]

I'm going to allow Kiwi into the club, provided he passes the hazing and rites of passage.
NaH and Lorenzo, one of you get the ball gag polished up, I'll get a flight for Camp Freddy.

[noshuz]

Being a relative "newbee" with only 500+ posts, I have no say in this. Carry on.......

[lorenzoinoc]

I'm going to allow Kiwi into the club, provided he passes the hazing and rites of passage.
NaH and Lorenzo, one of you get the ball gag polished up, I'll get a flight for Camp Freddy.

Tell CF to bring some assless chaps for K but not to worry about lubrication.

[Kiwi Player]

The people of GR have spoken.

This poll has given me a clear mandate for 4,000 posts with a resounding 'Yes' vote coming in at >70%.

Accordingly there is no need to fly CF in for the rite of passage ceremony.

[lorenzoinoc]

The people of GR have spoken.

This poll has given me a clear mandate for 4,000 posts with a resounding 'Yes' vote coming in at >70%.

Accordingly there is no need to fly CF in for the rite of passage ceremony.

If you'll notice, the poll doesn't close until two days before Christmas. After all, the very people most vexed by the rugby stuff are the one's least likely to check into the Non-Golf Section very often.

As an example, Not a German hasn't voted yet.

Don't even think about this until your X-Mas gifts are wrapped and under the tree.

[Horseballs]

If you'll notice, the poll doesn't close until two days before Christmas. After all, the very people most vexed by the rugby stuff are the one's least likely to check into the Non-Golf Section very often.

As an example, Not a German hasn't voted yet.

Don't even think about this until your X-Mas gifts are wrapped and under the tree.

Come to think of it, I don't see Cargo Putter's vote yet either.

[Not a German]

A poll? I love polls even if they are in the Non-Golf Section which I seldom check.

I do notice the No votes have all of a sudden swelled to 7. Don't worry, Kiwi, you have almost until Christmas.

But if I were you I'd cease and desist on the Rugby b.ullsh.it at least until the 1st of next year.

[oldplayer]

Has someone blown their cover by making this post a litle too quickly?
I always thought NAG was a real guy!

[Not a German]

Has someone blown their cover by making this post a litle too quickly?
I always NAG was a real guy!

I'm as real as real gets, baby. And I've been accused of blowing a little to quickly many times, but never with respect to making a post.

Now stop bothering me, I'm trying to eat my first lunch.

[Kiwi Player]

F.uck!

I was holding my own vote in reserve. Now it looks like I'm gonna need that and make up about 3 or 4 aliases to win the 'Yes' vote.

[Cargo Putter]

F.uck!

I was holding my own vote in reserve. Now it looks like I'm gonna need that and make up about 3 or 4 aliases to win the 'Yes' vote.

I hold a reserve of jizz in your mom.

[Kiwi Player]

I hold a reserve of jizz in your mom.

Man you really get around the GR Mom's don't you. That joke was mildly amusing the first time but after the 98th telling it's kind of wearing thin.

[lorenzoinoc]

F.uck!

I was holding my own vote in reserve. Now it looks like I'm gonna need that and make up about 3 or 4 aliases to win the 'Yes' vote.

That would be a represhensible abuse of democracy. I think we'll have to invalidate votes from posters not in existence as of the time the poll was created.

[Horseballs]

Damn, Cargo is almost a senior member.

[lorenzoinoc]

Damn, Cargo is almost a senior member.

No worries, he's grandfathered.

[Kiwi Player]

Lorenzo

I thought it only appropriate, despite the corrupt and unreliable poll result, that I celebrate my 4,000th post with a rugby post.

Do you know that your Italian team are playing the mighty NZ All Blacks this weekend in Milan?

Our best player is suspended after doing a demolition job on the Welsh but it was always unlikely he would play such a lowly fixture anyway.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/spo...cle6911746.ece

No doubt you will be watching?

[oldplayer]

Lorenzo

I thought it only appropriate, despite the corrupt and unreliable poll result, that I celebrate my 4,000th post with a rugby post.

Do you know that your Italian team are playing the mighty NZ All Blacks this weekend in Milan?

Our best player is suspended after doing a demolition job on the Welsh but it was always unlikely he would play such a lowly fixture anyway.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/spo...cle6911746.ece

No doubt you will be watching?

Heartiest congratulations on the 4000 Kiwi. A great effort and it must be nice to know that members like HB will look at you now as a well regarded peer.
BTW the 4000th post as a rugby post about the Italians was delicious irony. Eat your heart out Lorenzo.
All in all, very well done!

[lorenzoinoc]

If i were you, I'd worry less about your team winning than getting out of there alive. The La Cosa Nostra is alive and well in Milan. And if your star player resorts to such shameful poor sportsmanship, I'd have to believe the NZ team has already lined up world class hookers for the guineas. Half of them probably won't show up sober.

But all that said, I do appreciate the irony of your post inasmuch you seem not to realize you aren't even half-way to 4,000. We both know GR polls are binding.

So with all sincerity, Kiwi, congratulations on your 1,223rd post.

[Horseballs]

I'm going allow him in Club GR4K. Kiwi is an underappreciated flamer and GR's resident elephant, especially on all things NaH. A kinder, gentler Alangbaker if you will.
Kiwi, Camp Freddy will be over shortly with the broomstick and gimp. Try to have fun, and don't clinch up.

[lorenzoinoc]

I'm going allow him in Club GR4K. Kiwi is an underappreciated flamer and GR's resident elephant, especially on all things NaH. A kinder, gentler Alangbaker if you will.
Kiwi, Camp Freddy will be over shortly with the broomstick and gimp. Try to have fun, and don't clinch up.

This post highlights the merit of Option #4. GR polls are binding and there's nothing anyone with less than 5,000 posts can do about it. So I suppose this leaves it up to NAH and Dorkman. We can discuss a tiebreaker if necessary.

I will respect their decision.

[Not a hacker]

This post highlights the merit of Option #4. GR polls are binding and there's nothing anyone with less than 5,000 posts can do about it. So I suppose this leaves it up to NAH and Dorkman. We can discuss a tiebreaker if necessary.

I will respect their decision.

To avoid an imminent appeal in the GR Supreme Court when he get's to 5,000, I will rubber stamp HB's and the poll results' proposal. Welcome to the 4,000 post club Kiwi. Not sure what privileges that gives you as there is now a 5,000 post club, but welcome anyway.

P.S. I for one believe that Not a German is the real thing, just from his name. Anyone who proclaims they love polls can not possibly be of German descent.

P.P.S. I certainly do know how Larry feels on occasion. New Zealand is to Australia what Canada is to the US. And I often wonder if he is employed, and about his place of abode.

[Kiwi Player]

To avoid an imminent appeal in the GR Supreme Court when he get's to 5,000, I will rubber stamp HB's and the poll results' proposal. Welcome to the 4,000 post club Kiwi. Not sure what privileges that gives you as there is now a 5,000 post club, but welcome anyway.

P.S. I for one believe that Not a German is the real thing, just from his name. Anyone who proclaims they love polls can not possibly be of German descent.

P.P.S. I certainly do know how Larry feels on occasion. New Zealand is to Australia what Canada is to the US. And I often wonder if he is employed, and about his place of abode.

At least I've never followed you home, or phoned you at your place of work or contacted the Australian Vegan society to confirm your vegan status. I also didn't follow you across to Shitetalk or WANXGolf. Mind you, you got banned so quickly from those forums I probably wouldn't even have had time to sign up before you were gone.

Another thing, at least I still post when you aren't here. If Larry doesn't post we don't hear from Alan. But when Larry does post Alan resurfaces within about 20 minutes to dissect Larry's post.

[Horseballs]

There is a rock solid way to prove if Kiwi is worthy of Club GR4K. Did you receive your system-generated PM announcing your induction? I know I did.

[Kiwi Player]

There is a rock solid way to prove if Kiwi is worthy of Club GR4K. Did you receive your system-generated PM announcing your induction? I know I did.

Yes!

So I'm there regardless of Lorenzo's corrupt, pointless, misleading and mean spirited poll.

Wow I feel great. Better jump over to the golf forum for a few rugby threadjacks!

[lorenzoinoc]

Yes!

So I'm there regardless of Lorenzo's corrupt, pointless, misleading and mean spirited poll.

Wow I feel great. Better jump over to the golf forum for a few rugby threadjacks!

Lying your way to 4,000 may feel good in the short run, but will undoubtedly lead to erectile disfunction and many a sleepless night.

[Kiwi Player]

Lying your way to 4,000 may feel good in the short run, but will undoubtedly lead to erectile disfunction and many a sleepless night.

I suppose I will let that post through since technically it is about my dick, not yours.

[lorenzoinoc]

I suppose I will let that post through since technically it is about my dick, not yours.

The only Italian I know of who's had erectile disfunction was Luciano Pavarotti. And that was due to a combination of his weight and busting a nut reaching for a high note.

[Not a hacker]

The only Italian I know of who's had erectile disfunction was Luciano Pavarotti. And that was due to a combination of his weight and busting a nut reaching for a high note.

This statement is correct from my observations. All the Italians I know walk around on their tippy toes and stretch themselves right out to get to about 5'4". And they are all dicks.

P.S. Nothing personal Zo as you are GR's favourite guinea, and any generalisations I make about greasy wop dagos obviously doesn't apply to you.

[Not a hacker]

At least I've never followed you home, or phoned you at your place of work or contacted the Australian Vegan society to confirm your vegan status. I also didn't follow you across to Shitetalk or WANXGolf. Mind you, you got banned so quickly from those forums I probably wouldn't even have had time to sign up before you were gone.

Another thing, at least I still post when you aren't here. If Larry doesn't post we don't hear from Alan. But when Larry does post Alan resurfaces within about 20 minutes to dissect Larry's post.

Unfortunately vegans are in general opposed to golf, so I don't use Not A Hacker on my membership card.

I know you post all the time and savage members other than myself, but I think the comparisons with AB come form your immediate flaming of most of my posts. I think the rest of GR just doesn't understand the friendly cross Tasman rivalry.