Irish golfer do you want to send that turkey down to me now I am going to sell it to my granny I will try to not go to hard on you even though it is you're home course I predict a 4&3. I bet all you guys cant wait to see the result.
Last edited by The master; 11-09-2004 at 02:29 PM.
Irish golfer do you want to send that turkey down to me now I am going to sell it to my granny I will try to not go to hard on you even though it is you're home course I predict a 3and4. I bet all you guys cant wait to see the result.
Ahem The master
If I can get a lend of Monty's clubs I'll beat you sideways with them. There's a certain way to play Portstewart. More than length or youthful exuberance can cope with. I'll order up a little wind, throw in some squally showers and you'll be easy pickings. Did I mention the badgers? ;)
Game on then? I'll bring the camera. I might even inform the local press.
i am a shotmaker doesn't matter if there is wind, rain, hail and snow I am going to rip you out. IG give me a call sometime soon perferably after 4 as I am in school to make the final arrangements how much are green fees.
i am a shotmaker doesn't matter if there is wind, rain, hail and snow I am going to rip you out. IG give me a call sometime soon perferably after 4 as I am in school to make the final arrangements how much are green fees.
My treat. btw does you dad play? I could organise my dad in law to make a 4 ball.
Thanks unfortunely my dad doesn't play golf but looking forward to it give me a call sometime soon for final arrangments I think I gave you my number if I didn't pm me and I will give you it.
There is no freaking way in hell that The master will beat Irishgolfer!
My money is on Irishgolfer. I do give props to The master for playing though, but I think he will be a no show; if he does play, he gets beat down like a clown.
Hey Irish, give him a swift kick in the pants for me.
Need other people to do you're dirty work spanked you just know you couldn't beat me in a fist fight. I can't wait to play Irish Golfer and you will see the master is for real and when he comes out on top he will create a new thread which will be called the winners speech. Even though IG is a very good player and has a very good swing the master will come out on top you will all see.
Need other people to do you're dirty work spanked you just know you couldn't beat me in a fist fight. I can't wait to play Irish Golfer and you will see the master is for real and when he comes out on top he will create a new thread which will be called the winners speech. Even though IG is a very good player and has a very good swing the master will come out on top you will all see.
The Bater must have atheletic skillz. Only those with skillz-- and those with mental disorders-- talk about themselves in 3rd person (Bater, the English textbook will cover persons as they relate to our language. You'll know what I mean then).
With that said, tho. I'm going with IG. This time, at least, the nice guy will finish first.
The Bater must have atheletic skillz. Only those with skillz-- and those with mental disorders-- talk about themselves in 3rd person (Bater, the English textbook will cover persons as they relate to our language. You'll know what I mean then).
With that said, tho. I'm going with IG. This time, at least, the nice guy will finish first.
I am a nice guy at heart I just like to bring a little bit of excitement to this forum it would be to boring if I didn't and I still think I will win.
I plan to work on the mental side of The Master's game.
The weakest part of my game at the moment is generating backspin on my 1 iron and playing the driver off downhill lies in the rough. Outside that I'm good to go. ;)
You know me you know the score. Keep them satisfied in bed and they wont bother your golf - wise words from The Master, Feb. '05
My take on this? "The Master" is a no show, because I suspect he is a fictitious character. It would be hard to believe that any one person could be so young, such an expert golfer, so arrogant, yet so ignorant of the English language and syntax. His character resembles a caricature; so one or two dimensional only. He reminds me of a functionally illiterate "1 iron".
My take on this? "The Master" is a no show, because I suspect he is a fictitious character. It would be hard to believe that any one person could be so young, such an expert golfer, so arrogant, yet so ignorant of the English language and syntax. His character resembles a caricature; so one or two dimensional only. He reminds me of a functionally illiterate "1 iron".
I was thinking the same thing. The wager should be whether he shows or not. I am guessing no also. But you didn't hear it here first.
there are probably only a couple of golfers that should refer to themselves as the master. I am sure it is not anyone on this board.
Couldn't we just flush him? If this happens, IG better take him (no pressure) to preserve the English typing people of the worlddddddddddddddd.
I'm bringing a Dictionary and Thesarus with me for the match. If The Master gets a few holes up on me, I'll start conjugating verbs or switching tense to confuse him, or just throw an "i before e except after c" at him at the top of his backswing. Or maybe just thow the books at him.
I expect a tight game, but I feel that the first few holes at Portstewart will have The Master wondering what planet he is on. I'll be enough ahead at that point to hold on comfortably.
You know me you know the score. Keep them satisfied in bed and they wont bother your golf - wise words from The Master, Feb. '05
I'm bringing a Dictionary and Thesarus with me for the match. If The Master gets a few holes up on me, I'll start conjugating verbs or switching tense to confuse him, or just throw an "i before e except after c" at him at the top of his backswing. Or maybe just thow the books at him.
I expect a tight game, but I feel that the first few holes at Portstewart will have The Master wondering what planet he is on. I'll be enough ahead at that point to hold on comfortably.
I expect it to be a tight game and you would need to shout things in my backswing if you want to win my game plan is to go out there and make as many birdies as I can and hope it's a couple more than IG makes. What are the greens like at the minute IG not sure whether or not to use my 2 iron or rescue.
"Following The Master's second shot in from 192 yards with a 2 iron, IrishGolfer stiffs his 2nd shot on #2 with a lob wedge (112 yards). After an immediate concession The Master leaves his own putt for a half woefully short . He storms off the green shouting profanities, which IG lights up his second cigar of the day. IrishGolfer goes 2 up after two.
It gets better... ;)
You know me you know the score. Keep them satisfied in bed and they wont bother your golf - wise words from The Master, Feb. '05
"Following The Master's second shot in from 192 yards with a 2 iron, IrishGolfer stiffs his 2nd shot on #2 with a lob wedge (112 yards). After an immediate concession The Master leaves his own putt for a half woefully short . He storms off the green shouting profanities, which IG lights up his second cigar of the day. IrishGolfer goes 2 up after two.
I can't wait until Irishgolfer proves that this little kid doesn't exist... and if he does he will spanked like the spoiled little brat he is... his hand strength must be that of a 9 year old girl...ain't no way he is beating Irishgolfer.
spanked you're the one going about saying I going to beat you're crap in. Clearly you're a *** who has to pick on 15 year olds because you couldn't fight anyone you're own age. I would still kick you're ass in a fight any day. And when I play IG you will see Im for real.
Good point The master. I suppose after a good fight, it is time to make friends... In real life I would not kick your *ss but I would kick your father's *ss instead.
I am cool with you now, but my money is still on Irishgolfer. I hope you play as well as you can, but I just think Irishgolfer will win.
Just had a lesson and had my swing on the v1 system on the computer the system is awesome.Apar from the head drop on the downswing thats why im hitting the odd shot fat if I can fix that I should be in good shape for the match. If I putt well I think I will win. IG did you phone my mobile earlier there's a missed call with a witheld number just wonderin if it was you.
Just had a lesson and had my swing on the v1 system on the computer the system is awesome.Apar from the head drop on the downswing thats why im hitting the odd shot fat if I can fix that I should be in good shape for the match. If I putt well I think I will win. IG did you phone my mobile earlier there's a missed call with a witheld number just wonderin if it was you.
The withheld number was Spanked. IG gave you number out to all of us so we will take turns calling you. Expect mine about 3 am your time.
there are probably only a couple of golfers that should refer to themselves as the master. I am sure it is not anyone on this board.
Check out the thread - IrishGolfer v. The Master - The Result
Modesty prevents me from saying who handed who their ass on a plate. And the shame of it, the wager was never honoured by the defeated party. To this day, a turkey is still looking over it's shoulder wondering when the axe will come. (Hence my avatar).
A rematch is planned for March, the time in The Masters's hood. My decidedly good form of late may set the bookmakers off in an early frenzy of odds. Although I suspect The Master will shine round his home course (and he is practising like crazy!). I expect a close game.
You know me you know the score. Keep them satisfied in bed and they wont bother your golf - wise words from The Master, Feb. '05
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