New Member intro

[ihuangeri]

Hey everyone,

New to the forums, and just wanted to introduce myself. I'm a small business owner and on-again-off again golfer here in Orange County, CA. Definitely looking forward to working on the game this summer and spending some time on this forum!

Have a good one guys.

[TmacG]

Hey!
Welcome to GolfReview, we will make it our duty to make your time here a living ****.

I was kidding but really,

TmacG

[ihuangeri]

lol, i plan on spending a lot of work day on this site haha.

Love the Creamer avatar, pink panther is def one of my favs. had the pleasure of meeting her in Orlando! Amazingly nice and grounded!

[bjdrivers]

Glad to have you ihuangeri, you will find this forum rather "interesting" and never boring!

[bjdrivers]

That's Tmac's sister huang, be careful.

[Horseballs]

Welcome aboard, ihuangeri.
The following topics will be discussed with regularity, so you may want to research them.
Jeff Maggert
Canada
HiBores
Camilo Villegas
bjdrivers=ape

[ihuangeri]

That's Tmac's sister huang, be careful.

Oh wow amazing. All I remember was that she was extremely nice after my coworkers and I spotted her at a Tony Roma's after exhibiting at the PGA show. Snapped a quick picture as my gf is also a big fan of hers.

Just great to meet such talented athletes who are down to earth as well.

Posted with the utmost respect.

Huanger

[bjdrivers]

You have now received the official GR Horseballs welcome, you part of us now Huanger.

[SwingHarder]

Hey guys (and gals??)-

Looks like I just got permission to join the forum, too. From the looks of things, I've got some catching up to do if I'm ever going to match you guys on the course. But I see you already allow posts from a primate that golfs with kitchen utensils/garden tools, so maybe I'll be OK.

[Horseballs]

Hey guys (and gals??)-

Looks like I just got permission to join the forum, too. From the looks of things, I've got some catching up to do if I'm ever going to match you guys on the course. But I see you already allow posts from a primate that golfs with kitchen utensils/garden tools, so maybe I'll be OK.

1st post zing on BJ! Good work. He's pretty much the doormat of this forum.

[bjdrivers]

Hey guys (and gals??)-

Looks like I just got permission to join the forum, too. From the looks of things, I've got some catching up to do if I'm ever going to match you guys on the course. But I see you already allow posts from a primate that golfs with kitchen utensils/garden tools, so maybe I'll be OK.

Work on clearing the ladies teebox with that Heavenwod before salting me boy. my utensils are stamped KK by King Kong himself!

[SwingHarder]

1st post zing on BJ! Good work. He's pretty much the doormat of this forum.

It's like they said in Office Space to the guys who thought they were going to prison: "Kick someone's a$$ the first day or become someone's biatch"

Oh, and don't knock the Heavenwood. It was a gift. (From me to me. It rocks!!!!)

[Dr. Taternuts]

Well since this thread has already started I'll just save some space. This is my first post and hopefully not my last. I've been reading the forums for sometime and decided to start posting, but had to wait about 2 weeks to get validated. Thanks to horseballs for helping me out. I'm sure I'm going to get alot of abuse b/c I not only use a shovel for a wood, but I have a bag full of shovels. That's right, I use the HiBORE driver, 3, and 5 wood. I'm a Cleveland man and proud of it. Just got done demoing the new Cleveland irons, not the HiBores they were kind of scary. Also just purchased a new Ogio bag, the Vision SS with the new Shling. I hope to have this bag by the weekend.

Dr. Taternuts

[Horseballs]

It's like they said in Office Space to the guys who thought they were going to prison: "Kick someone's a$$ the first day or become someone's biatch"

Oh, and don't knock the Heavenwood. It was a gift. (From me to me. It rocks!!!!)

Also applicable from Office Space, "watch the cornhole." At least around Omen.

[ihuangeri]

lol welcome to the forum

[Dr. Taternuts]

Thanks, I guess I owe you a welcome also.

Dr. Taternuts

[Omen2]

new meat... I like it...

welcome aboard boys and the guy that called bj out for switching over to ladies irons... how are those biotch shovels bj????

well keep it clean and we will try to disrespect every member of your family twice... keep it rude and crude and you are welcome to stay.

[golfaholic]

NICE new members!.

everyone thank horseballs.

THANKS HORSEBALLS..


now, weres Slycer?!..

Slycer!?

[Dr. Taternuts]

Hey Omen. You can disrespect my mother-in-law more than twice, if you want.

Dr. Taternuts

[SwingHarder]

Thanks, Horseballs. (That just sounds wrong)

[bjdrivers]

Thanks, Horseballs. (That just sounds wrong)

Yes it does, BallLicker is much better fitting.

[TmacG]

That's Tmac's sister huang, be careful.

Are you kidding, thats my hot girlfriend. She just happens to be good at golf.

Tmac

[TmacG]

Why thank you Mr. Balls. I appreciate what you've done to liven up this place with new members activated!

[bjdrivers]

Are you kidding, thats my hot girlfriend. She just happens to be good at golf.

Tmac

Quit lying Tanner, everyone knows about you and Pat Hurst...

[TmacG]

Quit lying Tanner, everyone knows about you and Pat Hurst...

Oh BJ, why did you haveto embarass me in front of all the new members. Remember, michelle wie is out of your league. plus shes underage. bad drivers.

tmacg

[neverman]

Welcome All!!!

[Omen2]

thanks horse di.ck... you're the wrinkliest of em all.

so any of the new guys want to get in on some LDG???

What's up with queen? havent seen him around in a day or so...

[Slycer]

Here I am, golfaholic!



Thank you Horseballs! I shalt sacrifice a hundred golf balls in your name, master of golf courses!

And as someone pointed out earlier...Feels funny saying horseballs

[Omen2]

Better Than His Previous Moniker... Turtle Di.ck

[Slycer]

Booayh, .

[cbadics]

great....more inductees into the Hibore and booyah club.

[bjdrivers]

I just got done watching What's in the Bag? special driver edition on the the golf channel (I'm working from home today) and the first drive shown was.........................HIBORE.

[Dr. Taternuts]

Saw that show last night. I think, correct me if I'm wrong, they ask Jerry Kelly why he went back to the HiBore. Kelly replied that the XL was a better club. Alot of love for the HiBore on that show.

[cbadics]

wtf is that supposed to prove? i watched an episode of What's in the Bag that was about the Callaway golf company. and the episode was sponsered by CALLAWAY. so i'm pretty sure that there is no objective evaluation or criticism of the clubs happening.

if there were objective evaluation and criticism, i predict that this would be the evaluation of hibore:

"if you have no personal pride, and have resorted to doing anything and everything in the hopeless attempt to hit it straight, and do not want to wait until the club is offered at 65% discount (as last year's model currently is), if you would play with a bracelet engraved with the words "i am a f****ot" if it allowed you to hit the ball a milimeter straighter, if you've given up hope of ever acting like or being perceived to be a Man, buy the new Hibore!"

[Omen2]

BJ DRIVERS







HIBORE DRIVERS





A MATCH MADE IN SAN FRANCISCO

[bjdrivers]

Yeah that was the one Tater. Sorry Omen, I hadn't looked at this thread yet. When Badics types one of his essays I usually don't take the time to read it. That pic is of the Hibore, not the XL. get it right son.

[bjdrivers]

"if you have no personal pride, and have resorted to doing anything and everything in the hopeless attempt to hit it straight, and do not want to wait until the club is offered at 65% discount (as last year's model currently is), if you would play with a bracelet engraved with the words "i am a f****ot" if it allowed you to hit the ball a milimeter straighter, if you've given up hope of ever acting like or being perceived to be a Man, buy the new Hibore!"

Sounds more like you're describing your putter to me.

[bjdrivers]

Damn, that's sexy.

[DENNIS7180GOLF]

That Is Very Sexy

[bjdrivers]

Sounds more like you're describing your putter to me.

Make that your putter, your driver, your rails you call a hybrid, and your grave diggers you call irons

[bjdrivers]

Damn, that's even sexier.

[Dr. Taternuts]

That Driver is the Sex, So Sexy.

[DENNIS7180GOLF]

hey doc nice to see smart people that know there is no hotter face than the XL.

[Omen2]

nice shovels.... what are the CAST of ???? biotch

really cool looking pic though

[Dr. Taternuts]

No doubt Dennis. You know when I hit my HiBORE XL I think I actually smell sex.

Dr. Taternuts

[bjdrivers]

No doubt Dennis. You know when I hit my HiBORE XL I think I actually smell sex.

Dr. Taternuts

I know what you mean, after hitting mine it's hard to walk to my ball because i'm usually stuck to my shorts.

[cbadics]

I know what you mean, after hitting mine it's hard to walk to my ball because i'm usually stuck to my shorts.

that's that old milk, sticky with sugar from your lucky charms breakfast that morning. gets sticky at the bottom of the bowl when you let it sit out all day

[DENNIS7180GOLF]

its like a bazooka and it sounds awesome and yes omen it makes a great soup ladel!

[bjdrivers]

that's that old milk, sticky with sugar from your lucky charms breakfast that morning. gets sticky at the bottom of the bowl when you let it sit out all day

could be, i love lucky charms.

[bjdrivers]

well, time to go mow my lawn. hey badics let me borrow your 5 wood.

[cbadics]

Yeah that was the one Tater. Sorry Omen, I hadn't looked at this thread yet. When Badics types one of his essays I usually don't take the time to read it. That pic is of the Hibore, not the XL. get it right son.

the hibore crowd's not too big on readin'

i'll try to keep my words nice and short. hibore rules

[QueenCityGolfer]

What's up with queen? havent seen him around in a day or so...

booyah.

I've been working on a prototype driver called HiBORAT.

[TmacG]

Hey BJ, what happened to your CG1's, those are damn sexy, if you can hit them. A gorilla like you needs shovels though. That inverted picture is sick. Very nice.

TmacG

[Omen2]

cg1's are a mans club, she probably gave them to her husband and opted for the more feminine cg2's

[TmacG]

I couldnt agree more. BJ, we know you are getting old, have you tried those new wrinkle creams yet?

TmacG

[Omen2]

tmac... you've got a pretty good looking bag... why not post some pics of it... you still need to drop that sonartec for the cally x tour, but the rest seems to be nice sticks...

post picks... your sig is worthless without pics

[bjdrivers]

In living color....

[bjdrivers]

Hey BJ, what happened to your CG1's, those are damn sexy, if you can hit them. A gorilla like you needs shovels though. That inverted picture is sick. Very nice.

TmacG

[TmacG]

tmac... you've got a pretty good looking bag... why not post some pics of it... you still need to drop that sonartec for the cally x tour, but the rest seems to be nice sticks...

post picks... your sig is worthless without pics

I will father, just as soon as i finish playing my xbox. I honestly have no idea how to get the pictures onto my computer but If i can then i certainly will. Just got a new dell, and Its too much technology for me to handle.

TmacG

[bjdrivers]

cg1's are a mans club, which explains why I play cavity backed mizuno's and not CG1's.

Good point!

[Omen2]

what... you 14 year olds are supposed to be on top of the new tech... slacker

[Horseballs]

I really can't take any credit for getting the new folks authorized. I highly doubt the admins even read our pm's.

It's absolutely perfect outside right now, and I'm stuck in the office. No golf for me for about 10 days either. Damn!

[bjdrivers]

Yes it is nice outside, I'm playing Friday.