Golfing Nirvana.............NMS ;-)

**edgey** · 01-18-2008

Hi

With apologies to the Messiah

here is the route to single figure handicaps and all things good. Infact golfing Nirvana:D

regards

Mark

**Mward2002** · 01-18-2008

I had a 3 ball putter. It worked tremendously until my bag came off the cart and it dragged on a cart path for 20 yards. I had to put her down after that; she never putted quite the same.

**edgey** · 01-18-2008

Originally Posted by Mward2002

I had a 3 ball putter. It worked tremendously until my bag came off the cart and it dragged on a cart path for 20 yards. I had to put her down after that; she never putted quite the same.

A wretched tale of love found and plucked away before it could flower

But like all mistresses i assume you could have easily replaced her. Were you tempted by the charms of some other little strumpet??

Regards

Mark

**Mward2002** · 01-18-2008

I tried to shake it off and keep using her, but after a round with 43 putts (to my defense, the greens would go from really slow to wtf fast) I went to Golfsmith, played with a Newport 2 and loved the feel I was getting. Made my first eagle with it, so I guess it's in the bag for a long time.

**Omen2** · 01-18-2008

if i were to scorn and to disassociate with all but my equals i could only converse with BJ, HB, NaH, and maybe one or two others. so to you from hence forth i shall be what was predestined, an idol. I shall represent all that is pure and still sacred about this great game. I am the history that is so easily forsaken. for it is only in hindsight that one can truly reaize the error in their decisions and once dignity is lost it is to be had never more.

so with this finite moment i denounce you as a possible peer and forever cast you into the pit of PING.

Omen

**bjdrivers** · 01-18-2008

Originally Posted by edgey

Hi

With apologies to the Messiah

here is the route to single figure handicaps and all things good. Infact golfing Nirvana

regards

Mark

The good thing about your irons is that when you eventually decide to play golf with a golf club, you can sell those to Ace Hardware. They accept gardening tools as a trade-in.

**bladeduffer** · 01-18-2008

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Great. Now I'll have to pour beer in my eyes to relieve the pain.

bd

daveperk · 01-18-2008

Originally Posted by Omen2

if i were to scorn and to disassociate with all but my equals i could only converse with BJ, HB, NaH, and maybe one or two others. so to you from hence forth i shall be what was predestined, an idol. I shall represent all that is pure and still sacred about this great game. I am the history that is so easily forsaken. for it is only in hindsight that one can truly reaize the error in their decisions and once dignity is lost it is to be had never more.

so with this finite moment i denounce you as a possible peer and forever cast you into the pit of PING.

Omen

Blow, Omen. Crack your cheeks.

And if you keep writing in this overwrought Neo-Shakespearean prose, so shall you become the history you believe that you are... and it will be only in hindsight that anyone will be able to read your posts...

and truly realize the errors....

and the dignity lost...

By a man of deep thought, of imagination and acuity destined to go forever untranslated, doomed to the insufficiency of mediocre expression...

**lorenzoinoc** · 01-18-2008

Originally Posted by Mward2002

I had a 3 ball putter. It worked tremendously until my bag came off the cart and it dragged on a cart path for 20 yards.

Sometimes you find justice where you least expect it.

**lorenzoinoc** · 01-18-2008

Originally Posted by Omen2

if i were to scorn and to disassociate with all but my equals i could only converse with BJ, HB, NaH, and maybe one or two others. so to you from hence forth i shall be what was predestined, an idol. I shall represent all that is pure and still sacred about this great game. I am the history that is so easily forsaken. for it is only in hindsight that one can truly reaize the error in their decisions and once dignity is lost it is to be had never more.

so with this finite moment i denounce you as a possible peer and forever cast you into the pit of PING.

Omen

I think I hear your wife calling you to take out the trash.

**lorenzoinoc** · 01-18-2008

Originally Posted by daveperk

Blow, Omen. Crack your cheeks.

And if you keep writing in this overwrought Neo-Shakespearean prose, so shall you become the history you believe that you are... and it will be only in hindsight that anyone will be able to read your posts...

and truly realize the errors....

and the dignity lost...

By a man of deep thought, of imagination and acuity destined to go forever untranslated, doomed to the insufficiency of mediocre expression...

Like the brooding moor, like Not a German, like many social deviants, out of step with the masses, tortured by their....by their....demons, exit oh cruel world, dagger in. Ohhhh.... Ohhhh..... Ahhhh.

Better to have lived and lost,.....oh shut the fk up and just die.

Just one more posting of pictures of pathetic equipment and our crew of honour (probably wrong word) will, no must, end their mortal existence.

**edgey** · 01-19-2008

Originally Posted by bjdrivers

The good thing about your irons is that when you eventually decide to play golf with a golf club, you can sell those to Ace Hardware. They accept gardening tools as a trade-in.

What in the name of all that is holy is ACE HARDWARE

Regards

Mark

**lorenzoinoc** · 01-19-2008

Originally Posted by edgey

What in the name of all that is holy is ACE HARDWARE

Regards

Mark

That's where redneck, truck drivin', tooth rotted, sister marrying, cross-eyed, anal pumping, biscuit eatin' hillbillies have their weddings and, after the honeymoon at Wendy's, go to for plywood, mop handles and screws to build their kitchen tables.

**dorkman53** · 01-19-2008

Originally Posted by lorenzoinoc

That's where redneck, truck drivin', tooth rotted, sister marrying, cross-eyed, anal pumping, biscuit eatin' hillbillies have their weddings and, after the honeymoon at Wendy's, go to for plywood, mop handles and screws to build their kitchen tables.

That's odd.....I don't remember you being at my wedding, but you describe it so perfectly, you must have been there.........

**Not a hacker** · 01-20-2008

Originally Posted by lorenzoinoc

That's where redneck, truck drivin', tooth rotted, sister marrying, cross-eyed, anal pumping, biscuit eatin' hillbillies have their weddings and, after the honeymoon at Wendy's, go to for plywood, mop handles and screws to build their kitchen tables.

You forgot tobacco chewin' and cousin rootin', and I didn't realise they now made biscuits out of possums and other road kill.