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    Spank's Hero

    John Daly's new golf bag has a television screen

    By Shane Bacon

    You ever spend four hours out on the golf course, wondering what the heck else is going on around the world? Well, spend more time with John Daly, because he could just flip on his TV screen on his golf bag and BOOM, you're informed.

    Yep, Daly's new Big Red golf bag has a television screen and it fits snug atop the belly of the staff bag.

    First thoughts -- man, I'd hate to be Daly's caddie. I've lifted those big bags for 72 holes, and the last thing those staff bags need is more weight. My second thought -- is there another golfer IN THE WORLD that would A.) put a television on his golf bag and B.) somehow pull it off? No, there isn't. He's the alpha and omega of this situation.

    I have absolutely no idea what is going to scroll across this thing when he's playing, but the guy has more sponsors than Roy McAvoy, so I'd assume this thing is going to be busy (and hot).

    Also, I'm clearly avoiding the "Caddyshack" reference, but Daly didn't in his tweet of the picture: "my new bag-built w/flat screen! Ads, videos & music! Rodney Dangerfield inspired me! Now working on his dance!"

    Please, Lord, let there be a dance.
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    It is obvious to me, and should be obvious to all on here, that John Daly has done this SOLELY for the effort of trying to get back into the good graces of all of us who bumped him from "GR Patron God" status.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pky6471
    John Daly's new golf bag has a television screen

    By Shane Bacon

    You ever spend four hours out on the golf course, wondering what the heck else is going on around the world? Well, spend more time with John Daly, because he could just flip on his TV screen on his golf bag and BOOM, you're informed.

    Yep, Daly's new Big Red golf bag has a television screen and it fits snug atop the belly of the staff bag.

    First thoughts -- man, I'd hate to be Daly's caddie. I've lifted those big bags for 72 holes, and the last thing those staff bags need is more weight. My second thought -- is there another golfer IN THE WORLD that would A.) put a television on his golf bag and B.) somehow pull it off? No, there isn't. He's the alpha and omega of this situation.

    I have absolutely no idea what is going to scroll across this thing when he's playing, but the guy has more sponsors than Roy McAvoy, so I'd assume this thing is going to be busy (and hot).

    Also, I'm clearly avoiding the "Caddyshack" reference, but Daly didn't in his tweet of the picture: "my new bag-built w/flat screen! Ads, videos & music! Rodney Dangerfield inspired me! Now working on his dance!"

    Please, Lord, let there be a dance.
    It would help if he had a caddy called D'Annunzio. But anyway, this crap is old, something similar was done back in the early 80s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3A9rLoz_0o
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